She happily took many pictures of the Dwarves and their surroundings. When she finished her first batch, she took the film to be developed.
After a week or so, she went to get the finished photos. The clerk said the photos were not back from the processor. Snow White was so disappointed that she started to cry.
The clerk, trying to console her, said kindly, "Don't worry Snow White, someday your prints will come."
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?
Halfway.
"There's plenty of youth - How about a Fountain of Smart?"
A little boy was getting bad grades in school.
One day he surprised his teacher when he tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking!"
